It has been a long and stressful day at work, hasn't it sweetheart? Well, at least you have me at home, waiting for the second that you walk through the door. 

When you first met me I was so pure, standing by the bus stop in the rain. At least you had an umbrella I could use. At least I don't need an umbrella inside of our home...or clothes, for that matter. 

Why don't you come relax on the sofa with me? Or in bed? You don't really need to keep that suit on, do you? How about I help you to undress? Oh, is that something in your pocket? For me?

Fast Facts:

• I am made out of silicone.
• I enjoy vaginal, anal and oral sex.